So.... I'm finally in the mountains - which is fantastic. It means that i can sit for the next ten days and do nothing... except write my synopsis.
I'm still quite sick - in fact, my flu seems to have gotten worse, so (you really have to picture this), when I emerged from my nice long leisurely bath this morning, i realised that in my drugged up state on flu meds, i forgot to pack a hair brush. Now, I am away with guys who don't understand the necessity of brushing hair, let alone owning a brush. wrapped in a towel, faced with this dilemma, i decide that i need to brush my hair (because it's wet) in order to dry it. So, i run to the kitchen, grab a fork, add tons of conditioner on my head and proceed to string a fork through my hair in the hope of brushing it (like i said, I'm channeling Ariel). The guys, of course, thought this was hilarious. When i got into town today, i immediately purchased a brush!
The highlight of the holiday so far was when our good friend andrew was taking a shit. My boyfriend yelled goodnight through the door and thought Andrew yelled back 'night' in return. Turens out he was yelling 'light,' as in 'don't switch off the light. Needless to say, he took a shit in the dark.
My day, has so far consisted of being pretentious and looking at a ton of art and drinking a shit load of caffine. Whilst doing these things, I have had to put up with the conversation between my boyfriend and Andrew about the sexual connotations of 'fucking someone in the face with a jack hammer.'
Still haven't started my synopsis.
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You are my Girlfriend, and I fucken hate all your fucking blogs. They are fake gay and silly. And I didn't only have to read them as blogs, but had to listen to that kak on holiday too. Also, where was my fucken coffee this morning??????????
ReplyDeleteU only find them fake, gay and silly becuase half of them are about all the stupid things you do. And, I was not the one debating on whetjer being 'fucked in the face with a jack hammer' has any sexual connotations. So Blah!
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